Ok, I understand that my title is not proper English. Deal with it. But honestly, being a gal, there are some things I do or things other girls do that I don’t quite understand. Don’t get me wrong, being a girl is sweet, but we are very annoying and confusing. So why do girls….
Call everything “cute” – like oh girl your outfit is really cute! That baby over there, so cute!
Scream for no apparent reason, especially when we see our friend in public
Find makeup that they like, but just keep buying different brands hoping for a better outcome
On that note, why do we need 5 different lip glosses
Obsess over every guy we’ve spoken to
Friend zone every guy we’ve spoken to
All have this weird, girly handwriting
Feel the need to touch every garment while we’re shopping
Take selfies of ourselves either in the woods or on a longboard
Pose in the snow in a bikini and uggs
Even wear uggs, ever
Talk nonstop about food and starbucks and then complain that we’re fat
Have to know every bit of drama in the world
Talk in a different voice around boys, babies, and pets
There are plenty more but I didn’t want this to turn into a huge list of reasons to hate on my own gender. We do the weirdest things though, I swear. To make it even, I might do a “why do boys” list because they’re even harder to understand than us.